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John Wick vs John Rambo vs John McClane - Hrvatski prijevod - Epic Rap Battles of History 「Tekst」

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
JOHN WICK!
VERSUS!


John Wick vs John Rambo vs John McClane 「Tekst」 - Epic Rap Battles of History

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
JOHN WICK!
VERSUS!
JOHN MCCLANE!
VERSUS!!
JOHN RAMBO!!!
BEGIN!

[Bridge: John Rambo, John Wick, John McClane]
Alright, I guess I'll be the one to draw first blood
Or maybe, you could draw an audience to see any of your new movies
Come out to the coast, we'll have a few laughs, sounds sweet


But no, I'm stuck here with these two jerkweeds
About to kick their ass with bare feet
Argyle, drop the beat

[Verse 1: John McClane]
I'll set it off like it's the top of Nakatomi
Need a fire hose to swing on you, you're both so below me
I haven't stopped killing it since Karl's brother Tony
And I got your detonators right here, blow me (Oops!)
Ship your booby traps home, Rambo
Cause you'll never take the W without the P and O
Does your lip hang low? Does it wobble to and fro?
Can you string that shit up on your compound bow?
And lighten up, Wick, with your brooding saga


How about a little hakuna matata, Baba Yaga?
You got the trousers: tapered, and the watch: Bucherer
But your acting falls flatter than the Hans Gruber!
Leave the underground coin game to Mario Brothers
And John... Bubbe what the fuck's with the chest butter?
That bandolier looks heavy as shit
I'm like this prick's ring finger: only need one clip, c'mon
I been sharp as shattered glass since the late '80s
And like your late pup, I'll leave you pushing up daisies
Less is more boys, that's my advice
You, less survival knife, you, more survival wife

[Verse 2: John Wick]
Ooh... I'm gonna need a dinner reservation for two


John Wick, I'm efficient and lean
A proficient professional killing machine
Underworld overachiever lookin' dapper as I'm buckin'
Only one of us to go three chapters without suckin'
Between your elevator and the mine where you were trapped
You're such wieners, I should call you both John Shaft
I craft rhymes with pencils then jam 'em in necks
So I'm not vexed by vets flexin' 'roidinjected pecs
Bein' excommunicado wasn't more than I could handle
So I think I can withstand an excremental excommando
And this sad, broken, dadjoking popo is no foe
For the hurtyouohsobad virtuoso
Ho ho ho to quivers and bows, I'm delivering blows
And when they land, it won't help to make fists with your toes


Bitcoin? No! Hitcoin? Certainly!
I'll put you two in tombs, call it cryptocurrency
Obey your superior like good cops and soldiers
Raven, Roy, you're done, over

[Verse 3: John Rambo, Sam Trautman]
Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don't turn it off
Unless it's one of your movies, in which case, I just turn it off! Huh!
When I rip off my shirt and start swingin' my stick swords
I'm hotter than the suicide girls on your switchboards
My headband's red, but I got no love for commies
And no juice was used to produce these armies
Your High Table rules don't apply to this conflict
I'll finish you right in the lobby, mission accomplished


McClane! South is where your marriage went
The last tight thing you slid in was an air vent
They used to say you were a handsome crusader
Too bad your hairline couldn't get saved by Steve Urkel's neighbor
Oh! I slip into the jungle, disappear like a ghost
Then ding! I pop up hot behind ya like toast!
I seek peace but I'm packing parabellum
I was trained to be the very best soldier boy (Tell 'em!)
I'll blast an RPG through NYPD's guts
Simon Says you can PTSdeez nuts!

[John McClane]
Jesus Christ, asshole! Whaddaya doing?
This is not some Saturday morning cartoon for you to ruin



[John Rambo]
Only thing getting ruined is McClane family Christmas
All your kids still have "decent dad" on their wishlist

[John McClane]
Woah! Rambo's droppin' bombs in his flows
Did your pals in the Taliban help you write those?

[John Wick]
Those were mujahideen, there's a difference
The Taliban formed in the '90s, when you fell off with a vengeance

[John McClane]


Hey! Who the fuck asked you, dog pound?
Why don't you go lock your mouth in a hole in the ground?

[John Rambo]
Hole! Lock!! Arggghhh!!!

[John Wick]
You're both a funeral suit away from presentable
I'm thinking I'm back, and I'm thinking you're expendable

[John McClane]
You wanna die hard? Well today's a good day
Let's go motherfuckers! Yippeekiyay!


[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EEEEEEEEEEEEglass shatters
PIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!


John Wick vs John Rambo vs John McClane - Hrvatski prijevod - Epic Rap Battles of History 「Tekst」


[Intro]
Epic Rap Bitke povijesti!
John Wick!
PROTIV!
John McClane!
PROTIV!!
John Rambo !!!


POČETI!

[Most: John Rambo, John Wick, John McClane]
U redu, mislim da ću biti onaj koji će nacrtati prvu krv
Ili možda, možete nacrtati publiku da vidite bilo koji od vaših novih filmova
Izaći na obalu, imat ćemo nekoliko smijeha, zvuči slatko
Ali ne, zaglavio sam ovdje s ovim Dvije Jerke
O udarati svoje dupe golim nogama
Argyle, ispustite ritam

[Stih 1: John McClane]
Postavit ću ga kao da je vrh Nakatomi
Trebam vatrogascu kako bi se zamahnuo, oboje ste tako ispod mene
Nisam ga prestao ubiti jer Karlov brat Tony


I dobio sam tvoje detonatore upravo ovdje, puše me (oops!)
Poslati svoje booby zamke kući, rambo
Jer nikada nećete uzeti w bez p i o
Da li se vaša usna ne spusti? Da li se ljulja i tamo?
Možete li točiti da se sranje na vašem složenom luku?
I olakšajte, fitilj, sa svojom flooding saga
Što je s malom Hakunom Matata, Baba Yaga?
Imaš hlača: sužena i sat: bucherer
Ali tvoj glumac pada laskanje od Hansa Grubera!
Ostavite igru ​​podzemne kovanice Mario Brothers
I John ... Bubbe što jebeno s maslacem u prsima?
Taj Bandolier izgleda teški kao sranje
Ja sam poput ovog prsta prsten: samo treba jedan isječak, hajde
Bio sam oštar kao razbijeno staklo od kasnih 80-ih


I kao tvoja kasna štenaca, ostavit ću vas guranjem tratinčica
Manje je više dječaka, to je moj savjet
Vi, manje nož za preživljavanje, vi, više supstanca preživljavanja

[Stih 2: John Wick]
Ooh ... trebat ću večeru za dvoje
John Wick, učinkovit sam i mršav
Stručan profesionalni stroj za ubojstvo
Podzemni svijet prevarant 'Dapper kao što sam Buckin'
Samo jedan od nas ići tri poglavlja bez Suckina
Između vašeg dizala i rudnika gdje ste bili zarobljeni
Ti si takav Wieners, trebao bih te nazvati i John vratilo
Ja obrtam rime s olovkama, a zatim ih zaglaviti u vrat
Tako da nisam uznemiren vets flexin '' Roidinejected Pecs


Bein 'Excommunicado nije bio više nego što sam mogao podnijeti
Mislim da mogu izdržati izmet Excommando
I ovo tužno, slomljeno, Dadjoking Popo nije neprijatelj
Za virtuoz kod Heltyouohad
Ho ho ho do kvačica i lukova, isporučujem udarce
I kada sleti, to neće pomoći da napravite šake s nožnim prstima
Bitcoin? Ne! Hitcoin? Sigurno!
Stavit ću vas dvoje u grobnice, nazvati ga kriptokuncy
Poštujte svoje vrhunske kao dobre policajce i vojnike
Gavran, Roy, učinio si, gotov

[Stih 3: John Rambo, Sam Trautman]
Ništa nije gotovo! Ništa! Samo ga ne isključite
Osim ako nije jedan od vaših filmova, u kojem slučaju, samo ga isključite! Huh!


Kad sam otkinuo košulju i početi swingin 'moj štapić mačevima
Ja sam topliji od samoubilačkih djevojčica na vašim prekidačima
Moja je glava crvena, ali nisam dobio ljubav za potrebe
I ne koristi se sok za proizvodnju tih vojske
Vaša pravila visoke tablice ne primjenjuju se na ovaj sukob
Završit ću vas pravo u predvorju, misija je ostvarena
McClane! Jug je tamo gdje je bio vaš brak
Posljednja čvrsta stvar koju ste skliznuli bio je otvor za zrak
Govorili su da ste bili zgodni križar
Šteta što tvoja kosa nije mogla spasiti susjeda Steve Urkela
Oh! Ulazim u džunglu, nestala sam kao duh
Onda ding! Poppučite se vruće iza ya kao tost!
Tražim mir, ali pakiram parabellum
Bio sam obučen da budem najbolji vojnik dječak (Reci 'Em!)


Ja ću blagniti RPG kroz dypdove crijeve
Simon kaže da možete ptsdeez orasi!

[John McClane]
Isus Krist, šupak! Whaddaya radi?
Ovo nije u subotu jutarnji crtić za uništenje

[John Rambo]
Samo stvar koja je uništena je McClane obitelj Božić
Sva vaša djeca još uvijek imaju "pristojan tatu" na svojoj listi želja

[John McClane]
Woah! Rambo's Droppin 'bombe u svojim tokovima
Jesu li vaši prijatelji u talibanu pomogli da ih napišete?



[John Wick]
Oni su bili mudžahiden, postoji razlika
Talibani su se formirali u 90-ima, kada ste pali s osvetom

[John McClane]
Hej! Tko te je zabio, pas funta?
Zašto ne odeš u otvor u rupu u zemlji?

[John Rambo]
Rupa! Zaključavanje! Arggghhh !!!

[John Wick]
Vi ste oboje pogrebne odijelo od izvadivog


Mislim da sam se vratio, i mislim da ste potrošni

[John McClane]
Želiš li teško umrijeti? Danas je danas dobar dan
Idemo na simove! Yippeekiyay!

[OUTRO]
TKO JE POBJEDIO?
TKO JE SLJEDEĆI?
TI ODLUČI!
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegege
Pic Rap Bitke povijesti!